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(Date Posted:01/10/2007 00:09:16)
A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in thethe Arabic desert.During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-coma camel hitched up behind the mess tent.He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeantsaid, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women.And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's whywe have Molly the Camel."The Captain says, "I can't say that I condonethis, but I understand about "urges", so the camel can stay."About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges".Crazy with frustration, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to histent.Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on theladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with thecamel.When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"No, not really, sir..."They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."
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