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(Date Posted:13/06/2007 21:07:14)
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered him in another race and he wonagain. The local paperread:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind ofpublicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in anymore races.The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop,so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decidedto give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing ofthe news, posted the following headline:
NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the nunthat she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to afarmer for ?0.The next day the headlines read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR ?0. This was too much for the Bishop, so he orderedthe nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where itcould run free.The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. Alas . the Bishop was buriedthe next day.
MORAL OF THE STORY??? Being concerned about public opinion can bringyou much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourselfand enjoy life.Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll livelonger.
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