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(Date Posted:21/06/2007 23:31:42)
Fred and Hilda got married but can't afford a honeymoon,so they go back?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" />to Fred's Mum and Dad's for their first night together.In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has hisbreakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mumifFred and Hilda are up yet.She replies, "No".Johnny asks, "Do you knowwhat I think?"His mum replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just gotoSchool."Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum, "Are Fred and Hilda up yet?"She replies, "No.Johnny says, "Do you know what Ithink?"His mum replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and gobackto School.."After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "AreFred and Hilda upyet?"His mum says, "No."He asks, "Do you know what Ithink?"His mum replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"He says: "Lastnight Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think Igave him my airplaneglue."
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